Al Hadith

Sunday, March 22

OArtist: Secondhand Serenade
Album: A Twist In My Story
Year: 2008
Title: Goodbye

Pak Lah says:
It's a shame that it had to be this way
It's not enough to say i'm sorry
It's not enough to say i'm sorry

Maybe I'm to blame
Or maybe were the same
But either way I can’t breathe
Either way I can’t breathe

All I had to say is goodbye
Were better off this way
Were better off this way

I'm alive but I’m losing all my drive
Cause everything i've been through
Is everything about you
Seemed to be a lie
A guiltless twisted lie
It made you learn to hate me
And hate ourselves for letting it pass by

All I had to say is goodbye
Were better off this way
Were better off this way

All I had to say is goodbye
Were better off this way
Were better off this way

And every, everything isn't only
What it seemed so hold these
Words that you never told me
Its time to say goodbye
Its time to say goodbye
Its time to say goodbye
Goodbye

Bye

Take my hand away
Spell it out
Tell me I was wrong
Tell me I was wrong

Take my hand away
Spell it out
Tell me I was wrong
Tell me I was wrong

Take my hand away
Spell it out
Tell me I was wrong
Tell me I was wrong

edited by: Penganggurpaksa

Wednesday, July 30

KECOH???

It's pity to see that PAS, UMNO and part of PKR to fight among themselves when we are in the same race and religion. The bad performance was made up of MIC and MCa and yet they just kept silent all the way and just let Malays fight together. BN worst defeat on the previous 12th GE was a signal from the people that we are not accepting BN anymore. We are fighting together among us Malays, and the others are just laughing looking at us.

Not sure if the separation of Malays in Malaysia is good or not...but I surely hope that we can unite together as this is definitely our country!!! I'm putting all the blame to PAK LAH!!!

Wednesday, July 23

I'm going to the Jungle!

What its gonna be like...
living with mosquitoes and leeches...
I'm not sure....

What its gonna be like living in the jungle?

I wonder...

Tuesday, July 22

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.



THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE EFFORT

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have you got?)
Waste away the hours with our collection of useless games

Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?

Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.

Curse your boss/ministers/politicians silently
(Amusement Potential: endless)
Bet everyone can do this and feel glad that you do it every now and then

Cut & Paste from: BORED

Sunday, July 20

Malaysia oh Malaysia!!!!

It's a rainy season now in Malaysia (West part of the Peninsular) and yet its freaking hot, though just came back from a desert country..it's still freaking hot!! My son couldn't even sleep on the bed and I have to strip him down to only diaper...but hell yeah...this is Malaysia....

Went down to a Chinese electronics shop....and the service nowadays are quite poor compared to previous days....I wonder why??..they took 2 days (from 1-7pm) to finally installed 4 Air conditioners at my home....not that I'm freaking rich now or what but those a/cs were lying around at my house untouched for several decades already...only after I came back fom being a hard labourer at other country I can at least find some release on my hard earn income....and now going down again for some "bloodsucking" oil and high cost of living with low pay....well this is Malaysia!!! Welcome Back Bummer in his own country!!!!!

Thanks to Pak lah for making our life a miserable one!!! No lyrics as the internet connection also sucks BIGTIME!!

Saturday, July 19

One Week In Malaysia!

Arrived in Malaysia for exactly one week now, the scenarios are quite the same but Malaysian are complaining silently down here, and yet the government are still sitting up there crossing and shaking their legs waiting for further damage to destroy Malaysia in a split second, as if bad decisions were not made at all...

I am still struggling to go to work, juggling up my mind whether to cope up with the oil price hike or suffered myself into the sardine canned Light Rapid Transit (best known as LRT).

Life goes on to most Malaysians, cos if they don't work, theres no food on the table for the family. Pity and humiliating sight at the moment....I bet Pak Lah is still sleeping in his comfy bed at Putrajaya...surrounded by good food and lots n lotsa Viagras...

Wednesday, July 16

A debate between Shabry & Anwar Ibrahim

I would say that the debate won hands down by Anwar Ibrahim (eventhough) I never like him, I respect his maturity and the way he presented his view on the TOPIC ...and not on condemning like what shabery had done read more at KICKDEFELLA. I will post more of the details soon, just got back and needed some rest now. Shame on Pak Lah to have so low minded minister backing him up! Now wonder he's still sleeping!!!!